And another funny one..
You Might Be A Physics Major If...
it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
you are completely addicted to caffeine. .
you can translate English into Binary.
you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
you have a pet named after a scientist.
you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator. .
you understood more than five of these indicators.


I'd like to add a little joke I heard the other day ;)

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Post edited May 10, 2010 at 3:50 PM EST.

Post edited May 10, 2010 at 3:51 PM EST.

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