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write a fortune cookie message - Mar 9, 2005 at 5:09PM
Gary
Society of Physics...
293 Posts

Hey!...Let's do a fortune cookie contest where everyone tries to write the best sounding or funniest or most physics-y or most profound or self-referential fortune cookie message that they can think of...


NSF Program Director (on assignment from the AIP and the Society of Physics Students to serve as the Robert Noyce Scholarship Program Director at the National Science Foundation)

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Re: write a fortune cookie message - Mar 09 2005 5:19PM
Gary
Society of Physics...
293 Posts

I have a great friend who, every time we would go to a Chinese restaurant he would eagerly rush to open up his fortune cookie, only to get a crestfallen look on his face (for the benefit of those around who had never seen him pull off this stunt) as he read out the supposed message inside, "You will meet a tall dark stranger."?...I suspect this is from a movie...Does anyone know?  In any case, here's a lame first attempt for a physics fortune cookie:

You will meet a tall dark stranger...very tall, in fact, representing 72% of the known universe, her name will be 'energy'.


NSF Program Director (on assignment from the AIP and the Society of Physics Students to serve as the Robert Noyce Scholarship Program Director at the National Science Foundation)


Re: write a fortune cookie message - Mar 10 2005 7:44AM
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Alysson
My chair
196 Posts

"You have a magnetic personality.  People are drawn to you"

I always get crappy ones like this that don't tell you your future, but some stupid thing about myself.


-al


Re: write a fortune cookie message - Mar 10 2005 8:45AM
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Admin
AAPT
107 Posts

You will find yourself in a highly charged situation.

Heh.


Dodge this.


Re: write a fortune cookie message - Oct 04 2005 3:12AM
yhou
9 Posts

Here is mine

"Give a kiss to the person next to you."

I kept it for future uses.

Yu



Re: write a fortune cookie message - Oct 15 2005 10:53AM
moogega
2 Posts

Life is governed by principles, no matter how uncertain they may be.



Re: write a fortune cookie message - Dec 03 2005 1:54PM
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Deuce
VA
14 Posts

God made the world in seven days. You will spend of your life figuring out why.



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