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Ion Joke - Sep 8, 2008 at 7:48PM
Melanie Markman
133 Posts

A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking. Hydrogen says to helium, 'Hey, I think I've lost my electron.'  Helium replies 'Oh, are you sure?'  To which Hydrogen responds 'I'm positive!'

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Math Joke - Sep 16 2008 12:01AM
Melanie Markman
133 Posts

What did pi say to i?

Pi said get real.

What did i say in return to pi?

Get rational.

Re: Ion Joke - Sep 21 2008 6:20PM
Felix Lin
24 Posts

"Do scientists join unions?"

"Scientists stay unionized."  (un-ionized)

Post edited September 21, 2008 at 6:23 PM EST.

Re: Ion Joke - Sep 30 2008 11:32PM
Melanie Markman
133 Posts

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

I figured since its nearly October its a great time for a math Halloween joke!

Re: Re: Ion Joke - Jul 08 2010 8:30PM
ashanty capre
1 Posts

Hello my dear friend,we know the fact that An ion is an atom or molecule  in which the total number of electrons  is not equal to the total number of protons, giving it a net positive or negative electrical charge. An anion (pronounced /?æn.a?.?n/ AN-eye-?n), from the Greek word ??? (an?), meaning "up", is an ion with more electrons than protons, giving it a net negative charge (since electrons are negatively charged and protons are positively charged). Conversely, a cation (pronounced /?kæt.a?.?n/ KAT-eye-?n), from the Greek word ???? (kata), meaning "down", is an ion with more protons than electrons, giving it a positive charge.Furthermore,The nucleus is a highly specialized organelle that serves as the information processing and administrative center of the cell. This organelle has two major functions: it stores the cell's hereditary material, or DNA, and it coordinates the cell's activities, which include growth, intermediary metabolism, protein synthesis, and reproduction (cell division).Thank you and God Bless!!!!!!!!!