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| Ion Joke - Sep 8, 2008 at 7:48PM | |
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Melanie Markman 120 Posts |
A helium atom and a hydrogen atom were talking. Hydrogen says to helium, 'Hey, I think I've lost my electron.' Helium replies 'Oh, are you sure?' To which Hydrogen responds 'I'm positive!' |
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| Math Joke - Sep 16 2008 12:01AM | |
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Melanie Markman 120 Posts |
What did pi say to i? |
| Re: Ion Joke - Sep 21 2008 6:20PM | |
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Felix Lin 24 Posts |
"Do scientists join unions?" |
| Re: Ion Joke - Sep 30 2008 11:32PM | |
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Melanie Markman 120 Posts |
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? |
| Re: Re: Ion Joke - Jul 08 2010 8:30PM | |
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ashanty capre 1 Posts |
Hello my dear friend,we know the fact that An ion is an atom or molecule in which the total number of electrons is not equal to the total number of protons, giving it a net positive or negative electrical charge. An anion (pronounced /?æn.a?.?n/ AN-eye-?n), from the Greek word ??? (an?), meaning "up", is an ion with more electrons than protons, giving it a net negative charge (since electrons are negatively charged and protons are positively charged). Conversely, a cation (pronounced /?kæt.a?.?n/ KAT-eye-?n), from the Greek word ???? (kata), meaning "down", is an ion with more protons than electrons, giving it a positive charge.Furthermore,The nucleus is a highly specialized organelle that serves as the information processing and administrative center of the cell. This organelle has two major functions: it stores the cell's hereditary material, or DNA, and it coordinates the cell's activities, which include growth, intermediary metabolism, protein synthesis, and reproduction (cell division).Thank you and God Bless!!!!!!!!! |







