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Best Physics Joke - Apr 30, 2008 at 9:29AM
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Dave
San Marcos, Texas
361 Posts

OK, we're going to run two contests simultaneously.  This is the first one, and the rules are simple.  Submit your best physics joke.  The three best (as determined by the Nucleus staff), will get something fun from the SPS store.

Dave


Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value -- Albert Einstein

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Re: Best Physics Joke - May 29 2008 8:38PM
Rick Gladwin
2 Posts

Werner Heisenberg was driving down the highway and a cop pulled him over.

The officer walked up to his window and asked, "Sir, do you know how FAST you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."



Re: Best Physics Joke - May 29 2008 8:42PM
Rick Gladwin
2 Posts

A hydrogen ion comes bursting into a police station and says, "You've gotta help me! Someone's stolen my electron!"

The officer on duty says, "Calm down now, are you SURE someone stole it?"

The hydrogen ion says, "I'm POSITIVE!"



Re: Best Physics Joke - Jul 08 2008 2:50PM
Jenna
100 Posts

Q: Two cats are on a slanted roof. Which one falls off first?
A: The one with the smaller "mu."



Re: Best Physics Joke - Oct 28 2008 3:17AM
Nate Williams
5 Posts

Researchers in the Antarctic research facility announced last week that they have discovered a superconductor which will operate at room temperature.



Re: Best Physics Joke - Oct 28 2008 3:17AM
Nate Williams
5 Posts

Chuck Norris knows his position and his velocity.



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