How Fast Can Angels Fly?

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How Fast Can Angels Fly? - Aug 6, 2006 at 5:59PM
Emest Slyman
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Angels have been clocked at over 60 mph and probably hit 90-100 mph in glides and swoops. The angels have been observed over east Tennessee and out at Watauga Lake. They fly as high up 1 to 1/2 miles high, but usually less, around 2-3,000 feet or so.

Angels have been observed to date only in the Bible Belt. And they are not fast-flappers as birds go. It's seems the angels are propelled by forces not of this earth. Celestial forces....

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