Well, we finally wrapped this up.  The chosen winners are Nate Williams' room temperature superconductor joke, and Rick Gladwin's Heisenberg joke.  Thanks to everyone who submitted!

Dave

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value -- Albert Einstein

Hi Everyone,

     This contest has been running for quite a while.  Since the holidays are quickly approaching, let's set a Jan. 15, 2009 as the deadline.

Dave

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value -- Albert Einstein

OK, we're going to run two contests simultaneously.  This is the first one, and the rules are simple.  Submit your best physics joke.  The three best (as determined by the Nucleus staff), will get something fun from the SPS store.

Dave

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value -- Albert Einstein